Oh no! My bike got smashed in a car crash. I've never had this happen in 10 years of biking, and I didn't really know how to handle the whole situation. What happened? Well, check the poorly drawn diagram below.
(not so poorly drawn, because one of those helped me win back $360 from the police in a court case once!)
I was cruising down the street at night, and somebody stopped at a stop sign ahead of me "didn't see me" (a pretty reasonable claim considering the ENTIRE ROW OF STREET LIGHTS that stretch of street happened to be off, though I still had my Niterider light on, so not a good enough excuse) and started turning left as I was within feet of passing in front of him. As a result, I smashed into his left mirror completely destroying it, and was sent spiraling leftward into the street and- fortunately there was no traffic behind me- landing on my side with minor injuries to my ribs and foot.
How did it feel? It felt like I just got off a really good roller coaster. Literally. I walked away laughing. I know things could've been worse, had I not been wearing a helmet, or if I was hit directly by the front of the car, or if there were traffic behind me to run me over, but I am thankful it wasn't that serious.
I wasn't really in the mood to call the police, I was in a bit of a hurry to get home to eat some cashews and figs after partying at the 80's bar (no I wasn't drinking), and didn't want to make things complicated. The guy gave me $100 of hush money to "buy a new bike" and gave me a ride home. Fortunately, I only needed $4 of those dollars to buy a new wheel from
The Bicycle Tree (the tire and tube were completely unharmed). At first I was panicking about needing a new fork, but it turned out to be undamaged as well. Thank goodness for the shock absorbing power of steel rims!